Sweebish

RankItemQuantity
#12Talisman of Bakula1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#52bone crusher1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#980borg sock monkey1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1217iGoogly5
#2757laser-broiled pear5
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1743rogue swarmer34
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#2979stuffed gray blob1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8889stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#953theoretical string8
#463tiny maracas1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#2778tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2097tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#1545tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#1509tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#2049tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#1655tiny plastic Cheshire bat11
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#998tiny plastic Crimbo elf10
#1064tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer9
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#2169tiny plastic G Imp3
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2790tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2171tiny plastic Hellion3
#2164tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#2849tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#1474tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#1763tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#2141tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1225tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy6
#3872tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2760tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2745tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#2058tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#834tiny plastic Trouser Snake9
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#1428tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4024tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#2261tiny plastic angry goat8
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#930tiny plastic apathetic lizardman8
#1442tiny plastic astronomer5
#2253tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#2519tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#1762tiny plastic beanbat4
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#1176tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball15
#2200tiny plastic blooper3
#1768tiny plastic brainsweeper4
#2769tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1503tiny plastic cocoabo12
#1271tiny plastic coffee pixie14
#926tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#2153tiny plastic cubist bull3
#2769tiny plastic demoninja2
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#2160tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1739tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#2830tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#1485tiny plastic fluffy bunny5
#2152tiny plastic fruit golem3
#2536tiny plastic fuzzy dice7
#1304tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick14
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#2805tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1476tiny plastic goth giant5
#1843tiny plastic grue10
#1720tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#2523tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#1774tiny plastic killer bee10
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#2502tiny plastic leprechaun7
#1520tiny plastic levitating potato12
#1758tiny plastic lobsterfrogman4
#1046tiny plastic mosquito17
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#1800tiny plastic pastamancer3
#1830tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime10
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2799tiny plastic scary clown2
#1033tiny plastic seal clubber5
#2172tiny plastic senile lihc3
#2159tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#2765tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#1213tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton15
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#1307tiny plastic stab bat14
#1822tiny plastic star starfish10
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1273tiny plastic sweet nutcracker7
#1451tiny plastic taco cat5
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#2754tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#2764tiny plastic warwelf2
#1045tiny plastic whitesnake7

Wow, that's 550 items total!

what items are this player missing?