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\nWait, I mean it has feeding tubes and also some excretion tubes. We can only hope they're not the same tube.","use",116,{"_16":45,"_18":67,"_20":68},1225,{"_22":69,"_11":70,"_25":70,"_26":71,"_28":72,"_30":31,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":45,"_46":38,"_47":73,"_49":50,"_51":38,"_52":38,"_53":74,"_54":38,"_55":38},3063,"gyroscope",615213794,"Man, this thing is spooky. Once it gets spinning, no matter how you try to tilt it, it'll remain upright. It's so eerie you half expect it to rise off the table and demand to be taken to your leader.\n

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#516	dollhive	15
#1225	gyroscope	1
#642	monomolecular yo-yo	75
#247	nanofiber cloth	24
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#1445	toy hoverpad	2