| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1730 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #611 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1669 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #467 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #290 | green beer | 50 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #567 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #35 | toast | 100,000 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |