| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #170 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #340 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 11 |
| #389 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 9 |
| #76 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 422 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #468 | asshat | 2 |
| #429 | awful poetry journal | 233 |
| #516 | bum cheek | 17 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #369 | chloroform rag | 5 |
| #423 | cool whip | 6 |
| #264 | demon skin | 47 |
| #168 | disintegrating spiky collar | 2 |
| #647 | disturbing fanfic | 105 |
| #472 | duct tape | 75 |
| #398 | furry fur | 168 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #163 | happiness | 18 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #181 | leather chaps | 20 |
| #588 | leather mask | 4 |
| #54 | opera mask | 21 |
| #420 | perforated battle paddle | 4 |
| #279 | roll of toilet paper | 367 |
| #195 | scorpion whip | 6 |
| #34 | sensitive poetry journal | 32 |
| #581 | shingle | 4 |
| #624 | spider web | 30 |
| #99 | spooky eyeliner | 25 |
| #95 | spooky lipstick | 27 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #761 | thin black candle | 89 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #730 | toast | 1,065 |
| #655 | useless powder | 132 |
Wow, that's 2,961 items total!
what items are this player missing?