CrypticEllipsis

RankItemQuantity
#171Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#340Knob Goblin harem pants11
#390Knob Goblin harem veil9
#77Marquis de Poivre soda422
#595Orcish frat-paddle2
#471Sinful Desires1
#278a butt tuba2
#469asshat2
#428awful poetry journal233
#516bum cheek17
#115chain-mail monokini1
#369chloroform rag5
#423cool whip6
#264demon skin47
#168disintegrating spiky collar2
#647disturbing fanfic105
#470duct tape75
#398furry fur168
#719goth kid t-shirt3
#163happiness18
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#3382heart necklace1
#181leather chaps20
#589leather mask4
#54opera mask21
#421perforated battle paddle4
#280roll of toilet paper367
#196scorpion whip6
#34sensitive poetry journal32
#580shingle4
#623spider web30
#99spooky eyeliner25
#95spooky lipstick27
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#761thin black candle89
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#730toast1,065
#655useless powder132

Wow, that's 2,961 items total!

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