| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #113 | asshat | 44 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #173 | delicious salad | 275 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #526 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #61 | party hat | 130 |
| #9 | pirate tract | 311 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2199 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |