| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #585 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #236 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #250 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #112 | asshat | 44 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #173 | delicious salad | 275 |
| #2080 | golden ring | 35 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #529 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #60 | party hat | 130 |
| #9 | pirate tract | 311 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2198 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |