| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #357 | M-242 | 20 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #8 | Trollhouse cookies | 44,615 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #800 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #1975 | box of sunshine | 69 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #13 | carob chunk cookies | 1,620 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #22 | fortune cookie | 4,009 |
| #1492 | ghost cucumber | 7 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #51 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 143 |
| #1300 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #325 | snake | 20 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #329 | sparkler | 21 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1290 | vinegar | 8 |
| #547 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 10 |
| #9 | white chocolate chip cookies | 6,407 |
| #351 | white chocolate chips | 27 |