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| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
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| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
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| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
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| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
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| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
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| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #12 | pirate pelvis | 900 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
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| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #18 | taco shell | 2,005 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
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