| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #69 | Gummi-DNA | 30 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #42 | Summer Nights | 12 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
| #267 | The Joy of Wassailing | 13 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #1605 | brick | 10 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #128 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 17 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #86 | comfy coffin | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1337 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #378 | penguin focaccia bread | 33 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #203 | sleeping stocking | 14 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1496 | stuffed Meat | 24 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #984 | stuffed key | 46 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1800 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1528 | stuffed monocle | 23 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1900 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #1346 | stuffed tin of caviar | 29 |
| #935 | stuffed treasure chest | 51 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2163 | toast | 71 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1080 | x-ray specs | 7 |
| #1481 | yellow snowcone | 8 |