| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #309 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #649 | Cloaca grenade | 21 |
| #1351 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #197 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #3121 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #202 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 9 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #1959 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1798 | herringcello | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #475 | nanite-infested candy cane | 29 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #267 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 5 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #224 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #2080 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2534 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |