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Rank	Item	Quantity
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#99	deactivated MicroMechaMech	2
#4475	grue egg	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#406	slimy fermented bile bladder	5
#376	slimy sweetbreads	7
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#155	tiny slimy cyst	7