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| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #371 | Dyspepsi grenade | 36 |
| #1086 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 32 |
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| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 9 |
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| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
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| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
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| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
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| #269 | ratgut | 10 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #538 | shingle | 5 |
| #64 | star stiletto | 2 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #481 | t8r tots | 8 |
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| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
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| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
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