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| #192 | Cloaca-Cola | 211 |
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| #348 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
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| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #372 | Dyspepsi grenade | 36 |
| #1087 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 32 |
| #200 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 14 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 9 |
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| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #748 | Ram's Face Lager | 5 |
| #711 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Juice | 16 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #150 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 131 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #306 | around the world | 5 |
| #487 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #662 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #78 | bat haggis | 10 |
| #244 | beer helmet | 20 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
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| #58 | broken cellular phone | 119 |
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| #178 | candy cane | 223 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
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| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
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| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
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| #318 | filthy poultice | 10 |
| #282 | fricasseed brains | 3 |
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| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
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| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #478 | hot date | 5 |
| #89 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4,015 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
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| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1004 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #535 | martini | 2 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
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| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1095 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #403 | pixellated candy heart | 38 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #269 | ratgut | 10 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #539 | shingle | 5 |
| #65 | star stiletto | 2 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #484 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
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| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
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| #386 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |