| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #556 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 14 |
| #492 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 20 |
| #523 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 17 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #493 | delicious salad | 100 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |