Beardy McBeard

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2255Crown of the Goblin King7
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1420badass belt39
#1654blood flower1
#2729bottle of goofballs6
#596giant discarded bottlecap8
#347giant discarded plastic fork29
#728giant discarded torn-up glove5
#641giant pinky ring23
#679grue egg39
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#159linoleum crossbow5
#178linoleum staff4
#184linoleum sword5
#665loaded serum blowgun6
#570lovecat tail1
#368lucky rabbit's foot18
#1136mafia aria10
#715magical ice cubes17
#1890oyster basket1
#598pail17
#140plastic passion fruit14
#168questionable taco3
#10rose-colored glasses1
#331shiny butcherknife2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 283 items total!

what items are this player missing?