| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #393 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #42 | accidental cider | 101 |
| #518 | all-purpose cleaner | 4 |
| #34 | antique greaves | 355 |
| #33 | antique helmet | 376 |
| #45 | antique packet of ketchup | 89 |
| #32 | antique shield | 393 |
| #38 | antique spear | 358 |
| #18 | beach glass necklace | 99 |
| #47 | beer lens | 102 |
| #118 | bilge wine | 300 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm | 103 |
| #48 | bottle of cooking sherry | 93 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #41 | broken sword | 164 |
| #125 | cannonball charrrm | 82 |
| #938 | canteen of wine | 20 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #113 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 89 |
| #424 | cream stout | 3 |
| #425 | creamsicle | 3 |
| #351 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #284 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 4 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #244 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #137 | cursed piece of thirteen | 10 |
| #294 | cursed sea biscuit | 4 |
| #213 | cursed voodoo skull | 6 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #48 | dire fudgesicle | 99 |
| #8 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 5,900 |
| #8 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5,900 |
| #8 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5,900 |
| #8 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 5,900 |
| #8 | dusty bottle of Port | 5,900 |
| #7 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 5,900 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #978 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #96 | fish-liver oil | 327 |
| #100 | freezerburned ice cube | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #34 | gloomy black mushroom | 250 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #633 | gray bow tie | 10 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #883 | knuckle sandwich | 16 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #617 | robotronic egg | 46 |
| #1355 | rogue swarmer | 43 |
| #1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
| #104 | silver tongue charrrm | 100 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #177 | solid gold pegleg | 30 |
| #79 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 8 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #97 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 307 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #65 | yohohoyo | 54 |