baphemat

RankItemQuantity
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#607Gaia beads1
#249Iiti Kitty phone charm11
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#545Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet2
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#394Knob Goblin firecracker42
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#899M-2424
#403Meat detector1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#502Warm Subject gift certificate73
#223ancient vinyl coin purse25
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#427asbestos ore14
#430balaclava1
#1234bar skin1
#427beer bomb37
#50big boom50
#695black helmet1
#291black pension check13
#667black shield1
#734black snake skin2
#727black sword1
#877blue snowcone1
#213bone collar1
#571booty chest charrrm4
#318brass stinger1
#247briefcase32
#740bubbly potion4
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#164can of starch1
#656cannonball charrrm2
#409chocolate spurs1
#632chrome ore5
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#22clockwork sphere18
#154clockwork trench coat1
#551cloudy potion11
#557clown skin6
#229cog136
#777cold ninja mask1
#644copper ha'penny charrrm2
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#285cursed bottle of black-label rum4
#405cursed bottle of rum2
#418cursed cannonball1
#356cursed dirty joke scroll2
#327cursed sea biscuit3
#432cursed voodoo skull1
#664dark potion7
#825demon skin2
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#1628disassembled clover1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#86duct tape wallet46
#599dusty bottle of Merlot14
#461dusty bottle of Muscat24
#595dusty bottle of Pinot Noir13
#388dusty bottle of Port39
#469dusty bottle of Zinfandel22
#647effervescent potion7
#1180encoder ring1
#300enormous belt buckle10
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#336exploding hacky-sack2
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#317eye of newt33
#402eye-pod1
#291false eyelashes1
#153fetid feather71
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#612fizzy potion8
#173flaming feather79
#1610flashing novelty button1
#151flirtatious feather55
#496foam noodle1
#127frightful feather92
#176frozen feather72
#3426fruitcake1
#861furry fur27
#427furry pants1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#220gnauga hide25
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#425goat beard10
#233gr8ps22
#797green candy heart5
#191green candygram2
#841green snowcone1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#358grumpy old man charrrm6
#167hellion cube56
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#101icicle katana1
#426icy-hot katana1
#577inflatable duck1
#530killing feather59
#778lavender candy heart6
#1295lead necklace1
#274leathery bat skin24
#262leathery cat skin37
#452leathery rat skin3
#387linoleum ore11
#377los chinos1
#387magnifying glass1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#576milky potion10
#218molotov cocktail cocktail23
#364moonglasses1
#685murky potion5
#742nanite-infested candy cane16
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#858ninja hot pants1
#306old coin purse20
#394old leather wallet10
#615orange candy heart21
#70overclocked avian microprocessor1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#618oversized pipe1
#189palm-frond capris1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#213palm-frond whip1
#234patchouli oil bomb6
#611perforated battle paddle1
#1512pet rock "Groucho" disguise2
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#365photoprotoneutron torpedo81
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#890purple snowcone1
#230purple-frosted astral cupcake6
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#459sake bomb16
#372salamander spleen23
#891scrumptious reagent6
#412shock collar1
#590silver tongue charrrm3
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#509smoky potion13
#382spring57
#329sprocket82
#345squashed frog36
#485swirly potion14
#384targeting chip1
#355tarrrnish charrrm5
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#74teddy borg sewing kit1
#267tequila grenade16
#411tiny balloon knife1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#158tuning fork1
#715unstable laser battery54
#648vinegar-soaked lemon slice1
#365water pipe bomb102
#474water wings1
#890white candy heart4
#107white picket fence32
#458white snake skin17
#1245wolf mask1
#336yellow brick road1
#680yellow candy heart20
#965yeti fur32
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 2,250 items total!

what items are this player missing?