| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #579 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 30 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #83 | Schrödinger's thermos | 453 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #265 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #609 | black-and-blue light | 29 |
| #561 | blue plasma ball | 42 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #474 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 21 |
| #270 | corncob pipe | 5 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #14 | expensive cigar | 20 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #522 | foam dart | 40 |
| #235 | frayed rope belt | 6 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #431 | happiness | 3 |
| #473 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #666 | kneecapping stick | 16 |
| #285 | lucky bottlecap | 5 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #164 | panhandle panhandling hat | 10 |
| #549 | personal massager | 12 |
| #589 | personalized coffee mug | 57 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2405 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #2883 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2081 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #3426 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2386 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #2569 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2811 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #2118 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2835 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2662 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |