| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork shank | 7 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |