slaphappy snark

RankItemQuantity
#3228-ball89
#450A. W. O. L. commendation11
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
šŸ„‰Banfoy's Boutique Order Form1
#533CRIMBCO mug21
#355CRIMBCO wine21
#278Crimbonium fuel rod3
šŸ„‡Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#294Dickory Farms Gift Basket21
#198Game Grid ticket11
šŸ„‡LARP carp1
#8Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2,828
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#29ancient turtle shell2
#239anniversary gift box9
#1921awful poetry journal1
#229bath ball gift set21
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#6black forest ham3,006
#191bottled day1
#783box of sunshine367
#15charpuce jub-jub bird4
#35clockwork maid8
#432cursed voodoo skull1
#234cylindrical mold3
#235dance card9
#1956diamond necklace3
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#446divine champagne popper1
#110drum of pomade12
#1553felt4
#48finger cymbals35
#1764fire1
#29glimmering raven feather7
#2538golden ring5
#882green balloon1
#533guano coffee cup1
#67headhunter necktie20
šŸ„ˆhippopotamus pants2,828
#71holly-flavored Hob-O1
#684hot date1
#266hot hi mein1
#383hot nuggets1
#343hot plate1
#1287hot wing1
šŸ„‡immense ballet shoes336
#30ladle of mystery6
#77leather mask128
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#85miniature dormouse2
#187motivational poster21
#65not-a-pipe11
#339nugget of Crimbonium3
šŸ„‡old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#270pants of the Slug Lord14
#240pear1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#155philosopher's scone11
#238poltergeist-in-the-jar-o3
#625potato sprout3
#75potted cactus1,001
#36puzzling ribbon1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#74right half of a heart necklace8
#1622robotronic egg6
#36scissor duck3
#19shark jumper10
#208slow jam collection21
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#735stuffed Baron von Ratsworth60
#45stuffed Cheshire bitten432
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#593supportive bra1
#2033teddy bear1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#1032thin black candle28
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#3145tree-eating kite1

Wow, that's 11,493 items total!

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