| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #428 | Imp Ale | 400 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #349 | Oil of Parrrlay | 4 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #100 | Summer Nights | 8 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #548 | bilge wine | 10 |
| #498 | booty chest charrrm | 6 |
| #921 | bottle of rum | 16 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #510 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 5 |
| #1173 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #265 | enormous hoop earring | 4 |
| #461 | fish-liver oil | 7 |
| #829 | flaregun | 2 |
| #348 | fortune cookie | 3 |
| #677 | frigid ninja stars | 20 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2263 | golden ring | 25 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #900 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #130 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 3 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #196 | shard of double-ice | 14 |
| #474 | silver tongue charrrm | 6 |
| #92 | stained mattress | 9 |
| #3926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4566 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1119 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #376 | true grit | 4 |
| #1376 | useless powder | 12 |
| #461 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 9 |
| #400 | witty rapier | 4 |
| #421 | yohohoyo | 3 |