| #431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #431 | Imp Ale | 400 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #350 | Oil of Parrrlay | 4 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #101 | Summer Nights | 8 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #549 | bilge wine | 10 |
| #500 | booty chest charrrm | 6 |
| #920 | bottle of rum | 16 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #512 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 5 |
| #1169 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #266 | enormous hoop earring | 4 |
| #462 | fish-liver oil | 7 |
| #827 | flaregun | 2 |
| #348 | fortune cookie | 3 |
| #678 | frigid ninja stars | 20 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2261 | golden ring | 25 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #898 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #273 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #132 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 3 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #195 | shard of double-ice | 14 |
| #475 | silver tongue charrrm | 6 |
| #92 | stained mattress | 9 |
| #3939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3750 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4055 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1118 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #377 | true grit | 4 |
| #1374 | useless powder | 12 |
| #464 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 9 |
| #399 | witty rapier | 4 |
| #421 | yohohoyo | 3 |