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| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
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| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
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| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
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| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
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| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #198 | bottle of realpagne | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1170 | box of sunshine | 187 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #349 | crazy little Turkish delight | 30 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #581 | drum machine | 3 |
| #204 | duct tape wallet | 3 |
| #351 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 116 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #95 | green candy heart | 407 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #96 | lavender candy heart | 420 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #122 | orange candy heart | 459 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #414 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
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| #879 | pile of candy | 3 |
| #116 | pink candy heart | 408 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| 🥈 | probability potion | 162,488 |
| #380 | radium-flavored potato chips | 117 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
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| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
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| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #178 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 66 |
| #213 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 58 |
| #247 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 51 |
| #199 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 69 |
| #183 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 62 |
| #205 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 54 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
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| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
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| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
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| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
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| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #1711 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 113 |
| #2571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
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