| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #74 | Valentine | 1,000 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #41 | astronaut ice-cream | 10 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #537 | bottle of goofballs | 48 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7 | box of sunshine | 103,798 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | crimbo elfling | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #21 | three-tiered wedding cake | 94 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |