The Duke of Chococrab

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#531Blackfly Chardonnay3
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1963Crown of the Goblin King9
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#92Libram of BRICKOs1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#1014Mad Train wine27
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#298Supernova Champagne14
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#657Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#377amulet of extreme plot significance37
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#194black sheepskin diploma1
#571booty chest charrrm4
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#236bottle of alcohol14
#343bottle of antifreeze3
#347bottle of cooking sherry3
#544bottle of gin25
#461bottle of popskull3
#266bottle of realpagne1
#245bottle of rum286
#344bottle of sake1
#4675box of sunshine9
#232broken carburetor1
#711can of Red Minotaur3
#656cannonball charrrm2
#144charrrm bracelet1
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#262cup of primitive beer7
#1292dead guy's watch1
#234dehydrated caviar22
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#1171duct tape15
#463dusty bottle of Marsala25
#517dusty bottle of Merlot22
#420dusty bottle of Muscat30
#520dusty bottle of Pinot Noir20
#447dusty bottle of Port31
#374dusty bottle of Zinfandel36
#477enormous hoop earring1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#161filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")19
#141fine wine83
#315flute of flat champagne22
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#383glacial sapphire1
#395gold lamé pants1
#1648hamethyst3
#261meat stack172
#214old coin purse55
#329old leather wallet14
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#1313porquoise4
#1404really dense meat stack2
#251ring of half-assed regeneration13
#535rum barrel charrrm1
#2957shiny ring1
#646silver tongue charrrm2
#590snifter of thoroughly aged brandy8
#2032solid gold bowling ball3
#747solid gold pegleg1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#281tarrrnish charrrm9
#1112valuable trinket40
#228ye olde golde frontes1

Wow, that's 1,163 items total!

what items are this player missing?