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| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #566 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #1111 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1143 | Mad Train wine | 17 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #80 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,273 |
| #516 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #386 | asshat | 3 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #780 | bar skin | 6 |
| #424 | barbed-wire fence | 10 |
| #19 | big bass drum | 165 |
| #308 | big red clown nose | 21 |
| #300 | bloody clown pants | 19 |
| #142 | bone collar | 2 |
| #228 | box | 65 |
| #685 | bum cheek | 8 |
| #267 | clown shoes | 11 |
| #213 | clown skin | 38 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #829 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #108 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 831 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #547 | demon skin | 10 |
| #198 | dirty hobo gloves | 134 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #271 | foolscap fool's cap | 11 |
| #861 | furry fur | 27 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #496 | handful of hand chalk | 41 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #25 | oyster egg balloon | 36 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #308 | sucky decal | 6 |
| #541 | super-spiky hair gel | 107 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #279 | titanium assault umbrella | 39 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #509 | white picket fence | 5 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #801 | yeti fur | 59 |