| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #569 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #1114 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1145 | Mad Train wine | 17 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #80 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,273 |
| #517 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #388 | asshat | 3 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #322 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #778 | bar skin | 6 |
| #426 | barbed-wire fence | 10 |
| #19 | big bass drum | 165 |
| #310 | big red clown nose | 21 |
| #302 | bloody clown pants | 19 |
| #142 | bone collar | 2 |
| #226 | box | 65 |
| #686 | bum cheek | 8 |
| #268 | clown shoes | 11 |
| #213 | clown skin | 38 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #831 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #108 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 831 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #547 | demon skin | 10 |
| #198 | dirty hobo gloves | 134 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #274 | foolscap fool's cap | 11 |
| #860 | furry fur | 27 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #498 | handful of hand chalk | 41 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #25 | oyster egg balloon | 36 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #2055 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4506 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #3762 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4578 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3735 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #308 | sucky decal | 6 |
| #542 | super-spiky hair gel | 107 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #279 | titanium assault umbrella | 39 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #507 | white picket fence | 5 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #802 | yeti fur | 59 |