| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 5,916 |
| #5 | Elfin shortbread | 2,129 |
| #217 | Imp Ale | 1,014 |
| #337 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 146 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #152 | Trollhouse cookies | 378 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #118 | arrow'd heart balloon | 5 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #84 | baconstone ring | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #102 | bowl of lucky charms | 8 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #285 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #465 | felt | 19 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #587 | fruitcake | 38 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #109 | heart-shaped balloon | 180 |
| #320 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #466 | hot katana blade | 21 |
| #109 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2,652 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #13 | jug-o-magicalness | 3,050 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #224 | little paper umbrella | 346 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #466 | pixellated candy heart | 31 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #73 | porquoise necklace | 4 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #77 | potted fern | 11 |
| #857 | pretty flower | 39 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #112 | star buckler | 3 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8 | strawberry | 32,445 |
| #575 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #168 | strawberry wine | 11 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #576 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #532 | stuffed dodecapede | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | sugar-coated pine cone | 176 |
| #905 | sunken chest | 5 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #20 | thought balloon | 11 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #172 | tulip | 4 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #79 | white chocolate chip cookies | 98 |
| #449 | yeti fur | 275 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |