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\nThe symptoms most commonly produced by exposure to the Bulky Buddy Box are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. Uncle Crimbo and Associates Corporation reminds you that the Bulky Buddy Box cannot speak. In the event that the Bulky Buddy Box does speak, the Corporation urges you to disregard its advice.","type","fam","itemclass","","candiscard",false,"cantransfer",true,"quest","gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands",1,"multiuse","sellvalue",0,"power","quest2","mrstore","plural","Bulky Buddy Boxen","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":46,"_18":58,"_20":59},394,{"_22":60,"_11":61,"_25":62,"_27":63,"_29":64,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3111,"Miniborg laser","minilaser",386931733,"This is a miniature version of one of the Crimborg lasers. The sounds its laser beams make are so quiet that they're really more \"mew-mew\" than \"pew-pew.\" Those laser beams could really use some more dynamite.","usecombat",{"_16":46,"_18":67,"_20":68},444,{"_22":69,"_11":70,"_25":71,"_27":72,"_29":73,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3109,"Miniborg stomper","ministomper",972162206,"This is a miniature version of one of the Crimborg stompers -- it's got tiny little giant boots. Which... I guess makes them just small. They're still way out of proportion with the rest of him.",{"_16":46,"_18":75,"_20":76},405,{"_22":77,"_11":78,"_25":79,"_27":80,"_29":81,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3110,"Miniborg strangler","ministrangler",928240259,"This is a miniature version of one of the Crimborg stranglers -- it's too small to really effectively choke a human, but it'd probably be good at choking, like, a duck, or a turkey, or something.",{"_16":46,"_18":83,"_20":84},2605,{"_22":85,"_11":86,"_25":87,"_27":88,"_29":89,"_31":40,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":90,"_55":36,"_56":36},2827,"anniversary gift box","pressie",277422118,"Oooh, a gift box! What's inside? I'll bet it's an awesome gift for you, because you've been hanging out in the Kingdom for so long!","anniversary gift boxes",{"_16":46,"_18":92,"_20":93},247,{"_22":94,"_11":95,"_25":96,"_27":97,"_29":98,"_31":99,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":100,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":101,"_55":36,"_56":36},3093,"ball-in-a-cup","ballncup",965687443,"This is a ball attached to a string, which is attached to a cup. You throw the ball, let it swing on the string, and catch it in the cup. If you fail to catch the ball in the cup, just swing it again! It requires no batteries! Play alone and with your friends! And clean-up's as easy as catching a ball in a cup!","offhand",20,"balls-in-cups",{"_16":103,"_18":104,"_20":105},70,154,{"_22":106,"_11":107,"_25":107,"_27":108,"_29":109,"_31":110,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":111,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3067,"dollhive",339696597,"This is a lovingly detailed, miniature model of a cyborg collective hive. It has tiny plastic docking stations, implant insertion devices, and even tiny plastic feeding/excretion tubes.\n

\nWait, I mean it has feeding tubes and also some excretion tubes. We can only hope they're not the same tube.","use",116,{"_16":113,"_18":114,"_20":115},37,2027,{"_22":116,"_11":117,"_25":118,"_27":119,"_29":120,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3099,"golden ring","ringa",748174693,"This is a hefty golden ring. It's lost some of its luster since you beat the crap out of it (or pickpocketed it from another golden ring you were fighting), but it's still sort of shiny.",{"_16":122,"_18":123,"_20":124},23,1863,{"_22":125,"_11":126,"_25":127,"_27":128,"_29":129,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":130,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3098,"killing feather","metalfeather",899776576,"This is a razor-sharp feather from a metal bird. Polly want a severe laceration.",200,{"_16":46,"_18":132,"_20":133},1103,{"_22":134,"_11":135,"_25":136,"_27":137,"_29":138,"_31":139,"_33":140,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":141,"_50":142,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":143,"_55":36,"_56":36},3085,"roboduck-on-a-string","roboduck",153919945,"This is a silvery mechanical duck on wheels, with eyes that light up red when you pull it. It also makes a quacking noise that is creepily unemotional, even compared to the unemotional quacking noise that regular ducks make. \n

\nDucks aren't known for being able to express subtle nuances of emotion in their quacking, is the point I'm trying to make here. And this one is worse. See? It's creepy.","weapon","flail",111,100,"roboducks-on-strings",{"_16":145,"_18":146,"_20":147},66,383,{"_22":148,"_11":149,"_25":150,"_27":151,"_29":152,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":142,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3100,"robotronic egg","roboegg",412530596,"This is an egg laid by a robotic goose. It's not golden (though it probably does have some gold wire in its circuits) but it definitely glitters, on account of all of the tiny flashing lights. If there was also an adage about how everything that beeps a lot is not gold, you could put another sentence here similar to the last one.",{"_16":154,"_18":155,"_20":156},32,1814,{"_22":157,"_11":158,"_25":159,"_27":160,"_29":161,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3101,"rogue swarmer","swarmer",280870255,"Oh my God. It's gone rogue.",{"_16":163,"_18":164,"_20":165},30,1796,{"_22":166,"_11":167,"_25":168,"_27":169,"_29":170,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3102,"sawblade fragment","sawbladebit",931098196,"This is a fragment of a razor-sharp sawblade that was made, as it turns out, of an advanced ceramic that is incredibly sharp on the edges when it gets broken. So, yeah. If you thought the outside of the blade was sharp, you'll think again when you see the inside edges of this chunk. Like that guy in the alley, it'll cut you if you just look at it funny.",{"_16":172,"_18":173,"_20":174},11,697,{"_22":175,"_11":176,"_25":177,"_27":178,"_29":179,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":180,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":181,"_55":36,"_56":36},3080,"teddy borg","teddyborg",447370300,"This adorable plush cyborg bear will always keep you company, even in the cold unfeeling vacuum of space (should you happen to find yourself there).\n

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#154	dollhive	70
#2027	golden ring	37
#1863	killing feather	23
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#383	robotronic egg	66
#1814	rogue swarmer	32
#1796	sawblade fragment	30
#697	teddy borg	11
#1890	unstable laser battery	28