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| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #834 | 8-ball | 17 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1175 | Angry Farmer candy | 23 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2362 | Yummy Tummy bean | 15 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #457 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #357 | ancient protein powder | 10 |
| #255 | ancient spice | 9 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
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| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #489 | asparagus knife | 10 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #662 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
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| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
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| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
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| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
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| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #443 | brown sugar cane | 5 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #421 | can of Swiller | 3 |
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| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
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| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #216 | patent antipsychotics | 2 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |