| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1639 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #731 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4 |
| #94 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 24 |
| #162 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 13 |
| #196 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 12 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #844 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 2 |
| #229 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 326 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #778 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 4 |
| #783 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #330 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #354 | begpwnia | 2 |
| #84 | black paisley oyster egg | 44 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #456 | blue striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #159 | bungle in the jungle | 9 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #190 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 54 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #551 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 15 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #350 | half-orchid | 2 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #173 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1126 | roll of toilet paper | 34 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #2201 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3035 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #2361 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #2956 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2315 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #2708 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2835 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #2920 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3059 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #379 | tin magnolia | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #715 | towel | 11 |
| #195 | twinkly wad | 1,553 |
| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |