| #257 | "DRINK ME" potion | 84 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #711 | Goodfella contract | 10 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| #48 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #162 | arrowgram | 8 |
| #577 | badass belt | 83 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| 🥇 | bottle of antifreeze | 666 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #140 | chocolate cigar | 13 |
| #837 | dense meat stack | 9 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #10 | dungeon dragon chest | 68 |
| #523 | easter egg balloon | 45 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #310 | fake hand | 88 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #541 | giant discarded bottlecap | 9 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #932 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #135 | jar of swamp gas | 553 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1338 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #744 | spectre scepter | 44 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #423 | towel | 23 |
| #204 | useless powder | 915 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |