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\nThis one's on standby right now, so it doesn't blow up the entire store and kill everyone in it. In a totally festive way, of course.","type","fam","itemclass","","candiscard",false,"cantransfer",true,"quest","gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands","multiuse","sellvalue",0,"power","quest2","mrstore","plural","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":17,"_18":56,"_20":57},72,{"_22":58,"_11":59,"_25":60,"_27":61,"_29":62,"_31":63,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":38,"_52":64,"_53":36,"_54":36},3836,"Elvish sunglasses","elvisshades",424231419,"I beg of you, don't be cruel to these sunglasses -- they were forged in the ghetto by a couple of Pork Elves, elves with suspicious minds and blue suede shoes, forged from hunks of burnin' love and the finest jailhouse rock. You won't care if the sun don't shine, because you'll never be all shook up when you're wearing these. So love them tender! You can't help falling in love with them! It's now or never -- if you're lonesome tonight, get them stuck on you or mark them \"return to sender.\"

Sorry, a little less conversation -- doncha think it's time you put them on?","acc","pairs of Elvish sunglasses",{"_16":17,"_18":66,"_20":67},38,{"_22":68,"_11":69,"_25":70,"_27":71,"_29":72,"_31":73,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},3445,"Junior Adventurer's kit","backpack",745615343,"This pack contains everything you need to get your foot in the door of the deepest, darkest, dankest and deadliest dungeons in the Kingdom. Not that you'd want to -- do you have any idea where those doors have been?","use",{"_16":17,"_18":75,"_20":76},99,{"_22":77,"_11":78,"_25":79,"_27":80,"_29":81,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":38,"_52":82,"_53":36,"_54":36},3431,"cotton candy cocoon","cccoccoon",960452345,"Ah, summertime, and the living is easy. Nothing says summer more than a carnival -- it's not summer unless you're putting yourself in mortal danger riding rides assembled and operated by drunken drifters. \n

And it's not a proper carnival unless you're eating cotton candy, or \"candy floss,\" as some call it. It's pure sugar heated and spun until it's the same consistency as fiberglass insulation (believe me, that's not a mistake you'll make twice).\n

And, of course, it's not proper cotton candy unless it's infused with the soul of one of those drunken drifters.

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O glorious meat haven,
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#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#7	hibernating robot reindeer	3
🥉	holiday log	995
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#8	perfectly ordinary frog	1
#8	pile of loose snow	10
#14	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	1
#54	spooky rattling cigar box	2
#24	squamous polyp	2
#1104	sturdy Crimbo crate	8
#40	unlocked meat locker	5
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1