| #47 | Blatantly Canadian | 236 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #4 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2,310 |
| #128 | Ent cider | 113 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #144 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 175 |
| #19 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1,337 |
| #24 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 3 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #268 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 203 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #40 | Trollhouse cookies | 1,681 |
| #405 | Valentine | 84 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #87 | abominable snowcone | 316 |
| #17 | anticheese | 2,671 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #46 | barbed-wire fence | 210 |
| #50 | bloody beer | 1,932 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #3615 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #203 | brine | 87 |
| #105 | cast | 403 |
| #59 | cat appendix | 170 |
| #74 | catgut | 221 |
| #43 | coconut shell | 2,214 |
| #142 | dill | 226 |
| #16 | disbelief suspenders | 327 |
| #327 | disco ball | 127 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #129 | evil golden arch | 107 |
| #36 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 107 |
| #36 | fermenting powder | 437 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #142 | ghost cucumber | 274 |
| #139 | green beer | 110 |
| #267 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 781 |
| #86 | ice-cold six-pack | 249 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #174 | line | 512 |
| #229 | little paper umbrella | 344 |
| #279 | magical ice cubes | 197 |
| #7 | menudo ravioli | 204 |
| #148 | moxie weed | 175 |
| #36 | poutine | 891 |
| #57 | salty dog | 2,246 |
| #217 | salty slug | 8 |
| #38 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 100 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #32 | shot of tomato schnapps | 331 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #343 | star | 149 |
| #108 | star chart | 192 |
| #23 | stone of eXtreme power | 1,098 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #43 | taco shell | 809 |
| #49 | ten-leaf clover | 1,146 |
| #14 | tequila with training wheels | 176 |
| #221 | valuable trinket | 403 |
| #128 | vinegar | 269 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |