VornVolken

RankItemQuantity
#47Blatantly Canadian236
#12Crimbo hat1
#8Crimbo pants1
#11Crimbo sword1
#4Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir2,310
#128Ent cider113
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#144Knob Goblin seltzer175
#19Knob Goblin tongs1,337
#24Libram of Candy Heart Summoning3
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#268Mr. Mediocrebar203
🥇N. O. Beer1
#1166Time Juice4
#70Travoltan trousers1
#40Trollhouse cookies1,681
#405Valentine84
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#87abominable snowcone316
#17anticheese2,671
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#47barbed-wire fence210
#50bloody beer1,932
#95bottled green pixie1
#3614box of sunshine18
#203brine87
#105cast403
#59cat appendix170
#74catgut221
#42coconut shell2,214
#142dill226
#16disbelief suspenders327
#327disco ball127
#254especially salty dog1
#129evil golden arch107
#36extra-strength strongness elixir107
#36fermenting powder437
#303fez of etymology1
#142ghost cucumber274
#139green beer110
#267ice-cold Sir Schlitz781
#87ice-cold six-pack249
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#174line512
#227little paper umbrella344
#279magical ice cubes197
#6menudo ravioli204
#148moxie weed175
#36poutine891
#57salty dog2,246
#217salty slug8
#38secret blend of herbs and spices100
#422severed rocking horse head1
#32shot of tomato schnapps331
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2247stainless steel slacks1
#1861stainless steel solitaire1
#342star149
#108star chart192
#23stone of eXtreme power1,098
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#43taco shell809
#49ten-leaf clover1,146
#14tequila with training wheels176
#220valuable trinket403
#128vinegar269
#784worthless trinket1

Wow, that's 26,405 items total!

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