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| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
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| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
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| #1147 | banana | 1 |
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| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
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| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
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| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #333 | heavy D | 215 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #383 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #365 | original G | 191 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
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| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
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| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |