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| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
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| #1146 | banana | 1 |
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| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
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| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #333 | heavy D | 215 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #365 | original G | 191 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |