| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 3,500 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #25 | M-242 | 1,004 |
| #118 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 12 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #6 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 100 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5006 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #168 | brains casserole | 2 |
| #185 | brainy skull | 2 |
| #716 | candy brain | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #323 | commemorative war stein | 84 |
| #100 | corncob pipe | 14 |
| #15 | cracker | 32 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #890 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| 🥉 | fireball | 2,034 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #88 | frayed rope belt | 14 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| 🥉 | glowing fungus | 744 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #327 | grassy cutlass | 2 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #120 | lucky bottlecap | 13 |
| 🥈 | meatsmithing guide | 37,000 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #30 | panhandle panhandling hat | 29 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #22 | snake | 1,004 |
| #21 | sparkler | 1,004 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1251 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 16 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥈 | targeting chip | 1,018 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #928 | tiny plastic angry goat | 19 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #874 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 20 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #758 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 23 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #784 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #538 | tiny plastic grue | 30 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #906 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 20 |
| #807 | tiny plastic killer bee | 21 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #600 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 28 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #898 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #765 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |