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| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
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| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
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| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1434 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 12 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
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| #601 | anticheese | 5 |
| #565 | antique greaves | 5 |
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| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
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| #573 | disembodied brain | 3 |
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| #1716 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
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| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
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| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #564 | eye of newt | 10 |
| #733 | eyepatch | 4 |
| #722 | f3d0r4 | 3 |
| #169 | fettucini Inconnu | 5 |
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| #815 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
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| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #485 | glass of goat's milk | 11 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
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| #556 | hellion cube | 6 |
| #828 | hot katana blade | 3 |
| #1027 | hot wing | 9 |
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