| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #56 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #5 | Genalen™ Bottle | 8,917 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #300 | baggie of powdered sugar | 72 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #47 | bunny liver | 220 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1306 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #532 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #119 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1290 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #133 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #342 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #317 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #945 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #999 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #209 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #5 | press-on ribs | 472 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #475 | s'more | 1 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1114 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #252 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #282 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #147 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1076 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #82 | useless powder | 4,344 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |