| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #5 | Genalen™ Bottle | 8,917 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #300 | baggie of powdered sugar | 72 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #40 | bunny liver | 220 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #68 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #318 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #948 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #5 | press-on ribs | 472 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #137 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #82 | useless powder | 4,344 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |