| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1019 | Imp Ale | 54 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #323 | a little sump'm sump'm | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #398 | black & tan | 3 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #289 | bottle of gin | 78 |
| #388 | bottle of rum | 125 |
| #473 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 7 |
| #389 | bottle of tequila | 58 |
| #307 | bottle of vodka | 68 |
| #439 | bottle of whiskey | 72 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #342 | boxed wine | 74 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #126 | calle de miel | 15 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #145 | ducha de oro | 12 |
| #862 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #882 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #864 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #879 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #798 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 4 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #346 | fuzzbump | 6 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #131 | horizontal tango | 16 |
| #277 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 697 |
| #123 | ice-cold Willer | 717 |
| #146 | ice-cold fotie | 363 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #265 | ocean motion | 6 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #25 | paperclip sproinger | 10 |
| #270 | perpendicular hula | 5 |
| #287 | pink pony | 8 |
| #171 | rockin' wagon | 10 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #195 | slap and tickle | 15 |
| #429 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 4 |
| #193 | slip 'n' slide | 9 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3460 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3411 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4139 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #426 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #533 | white lightning | 12 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |