| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1019 | Imp Ale | 54 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #324 | a little sump'm sump'm | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #291 | bottle of gin | 78 |
| #387 | bottle of rum | 125 |
| #472 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 7 |
| #388 | bottle of tequila | 58 |
| #305 | bottle of vodka | 68 |
| #439 | bottle of whiskey | 72 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #342 | boxed wine | 74 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #126 | calle de miel | 15 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #145 | ducha de oro | 12 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #883 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #865 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #880 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #347 | fuzzbump | 6 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #131 | horizontal tango | 16 |
| #277 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 697 |
| #122 | ice-cold Willer | 717 |
| #146 | ice-cold fotie | 363 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #267 | ocean motion | 6 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #25 | paperclip sproinger | 10 |
| #272 | perpendicular hula | 5 |
| #287 | pink pony | 8 |
| #172 | rockin' wagon | 10 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #195 | slap and tickle | 15 |
| #430 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 4 |
| #194 | slip 'n' slide | 9 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3538 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3556 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #4161 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3262 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #4049 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #3213 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4146 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #425 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #534 | white lightning | 12 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |