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| #530 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #1411 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 13 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #806 | Imp Ale | 106 |
| #270 | Mon Tiki | 2 |
| #487 | Monstar energy beverage | 3 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #596 | Ram's Face Lager | 14 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #382 | Supernova Champagne | 9 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #603 | beer bomb | 14 |
| #135 | big boom | 14 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #398 | black & tan | 3 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #774 | bottle of gin | 10 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #639 | bottle of rum | 51 |
| #490 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 6 |
| #354 | boxed wine | 70 |
| #195 | can of Swiller | 20 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #388 | chunk of rock salt | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #166 | cream stout | 34 |
| #287 | cruelty-free wine | 8 |
| #295 | cup of primitive beer | 5 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #194 | dry martini | 2 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #542 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 18 |
| #606 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 13 |
| #593 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 13 |
| #573 | dusty bottle of Port | 17 |
| #513 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 19 |
| #741 | fine wine | 2 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #93 | grog | 33 |
| #1049 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 25 |
| #894 | ice-cold Willer | 21 |
| #888 | ice-cold fotie | 8 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #137 | margarita | 19 |
| #534 | martini | 2 |
| #147 | melted Jell-o shot | 23 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #197 | old-fashioned | 2 |
| #362 | ovoid leather thing | 2 |
| #348 | papaya sling | 3 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #153 | redrum | 13 |
| #477 | sake bomb | 14 |
| #494 | salty dog | 9 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #459 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 14 |
| #63 | spiced rum | 16 |
| #232 | stone baseball cap | 3 |
| #118 | strawberry daiquiri | 41 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #159 | teqiwila slammer | 3 |
| #273 | tequila sunrise | 4 |
| #380 | thistle wine | 4 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #243 | whiskey and cola | 9 |
| #221 | whiskey and soda | 4 |
| #319 | whiskey sour | 6 |
| #566 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #413 | white lightning | 21 |
| #259 | wine spritzer | 3 |