| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #439 | banana | 10 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #316 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1753 | box of sunshine | 89 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #6 | dead guy's watch | 23,022 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #15 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3,613 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #202 | stuffed zmobie | 9 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #251 | toast | 5,010 |
| #1936 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |