| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #439 | banana | 10 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1756 | box of sunshine | 89 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #6 | dead guy's watch | 23,022 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #15 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3,613 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #202 | stuffed zmobie | 9 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #253 | toast | 5,010 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |