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| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 50 |
| #229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #442 | bag of bones | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #248 | bottle of bubbles | 46 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #130 | candy skeleton | 7 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #614 | corrupted data | 6 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #652 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #813 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #241 | guy made of bee pollen | 13 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #76 | motivational poster | 41 |
| #363 | mulled cider | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #211 | quantum taco | 124 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #261 | wind-up meatcar | 45 |