| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #497 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #197 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #260 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 50 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #443 | bag of bones | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #250 | bottle of bubbles | 46 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #128 | candy skeleton | 7 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #615 | corrupted data | 6 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #651 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #812 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #243 | guy made of bee pollen | 13 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #75 | motivational poster | 41 |
| #363 | mulled cider | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #211 | quantum taco | 124 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #260 | wind-up meatcar | 45 |