eloC

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#613Hell ramen1
#1867Imp Ale1
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1061anticheese1
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#630ballroom blintz1
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#669black forest cake1
#552black forest ham1
#892blackberry1
#279boring spaghetti1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#697bottle of alcohol1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#1334boxed wine1
#1627buckyball1
#578bunch of square grapes1
#538cactus fruit1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#956can of spinach1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#731carob chunks1
#818catgut1
#169catsup1
#1063chef's hat1
#672chopsticks2
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#3274club necklace1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#748cool mushroom1
#864cool whip1
#522corn holder1
#1243cranberries1
#919cyborg doll1
#1796delicious salad1
#1607dollhive1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#1281dwarf bread1
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#652enchanted toothpick1
#507filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")1
#602filthy pestle1
#880fine wine1
#886flaming mushroom1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#827frozen mushroom1
#1350ghuol egg1
#996ghuol guolash1
#828grapes1
#3460handful of confetti5
#2516herbal stuffing1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#411inflatable duck2
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#184ketchup1
#2542killing feather1
#2362laser-broiled pear10
#247makeshift cape1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#480margarita1
#2560nanite-infested eggnog2
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#528papaya sling1
#1205pink glowstick1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#408sausage pizza1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#2494spade necklace2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#374spiced rum1
#2492stuffed Cheshire bitten19
#1864stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech27
#2630stuffed angry cow18
#3155stuffed astral badger14
#2018stuffed baby gravy fairy26
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#2316stuffed cocoabo21
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#1828stuffed flaming gravy fairy28
#2806stuffed frozen gravy fairy17
#1950stuffed gray blob4
#2796stuffed hand turkey17
#1792stuffed mind flayer29
#1628stuffed scary death orb32
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1518stuffed sleazy gravy fairy34
#2213stuffed snowy owl22
#2283stuffed spooky gravy fairy22
#1974stuffed spooky mushroom3
#2071stuffed stinky gravy fairy24
#1292stuffed undead elbow macaroni40
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#2643stuffing1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3157toast1
#1136tomato1
#1841towel1
#679uncooked chorizo1
#148unlocked meat locker1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#1642vinegar1
#1099wad of dough1
#792white Canadian1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 597 items total!

what items are this player missing?