| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #174 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 9 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #385 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #142 | blood flower | 88 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #159 | candy cane | 250 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #246 | mushroom fermenting solution | 30 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #105 | questionable taco | 5 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #485 | yo-yo | 63 |
| #295 | zombie pineal gland | 15 |