| #1117 | Angry Farmer candy | 27 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #661 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 26 |
| #310 | Valentine | 100 |
| #739 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 15 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1022 | awful poetry journal | 28 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #969 | chaos butterfly | 43 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1687 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #983 | disturbing fanfic | 36 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #881 | duct tape | 26 |
| #31 | duct tape fedora | 2 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #323 | fetid feather | 25 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #417 | flaming feather | 20 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #469 | flirtatious feather | 9 |
| #344 | frightful feather | 24 |
| #358 | frozen feather | 25 |
| #741 | furry fur | 43 |
| #685 | giant needle | 21 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #647 | heavy D | 38 |
| #114 | inflatable duck | 19 |
| #734 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #646 | original G | 37 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #183 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #723 | plot hole | 49 |
| #694 | probability potion | 23 |
| #699 | procrastination potion | 24 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2727 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #3380 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #40 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5,000 |
| #3472 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3428 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2679 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #4029 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2128 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4146 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1987 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #861 | thin black candle | 58 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #432 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #801 | wolf mask | 7 |