Sweet Ducks

RankItemQuantity
#1117Angry Farmer candy27
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#661Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub26
#310Valentine100
#739Warm Subject gift certificate15
#2605anniversary gift box1
#643asshat1
#1022awful poetry journal28
#254beer goggles1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#969chaos butterfly43
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1687delicious salad2
#983disturbing fanfic36
#905duck-on-a-string2
#881duct tape26
#31duct tape fedora2
#232duct tape sword1
#323fetid feather25
#1710filthy lucre4
#417flaming feather20
#1610flashing novelty button1
#469flirtatious feather9
#344frightful feather24
#358frozen feather25
#741furry fur43
#685giant needle21
#1005green glowstick1
#647heavy D38
#114inflatable duck19
#734marshmallow5
#646original G37
#929pink glowstick2
#183pink plastic baby3
#723plot hole49
#694probability potion23
#699procrastination potion24
#1556roasted marshmallow1
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#2727stuffed Cheshire bitten17
#3180stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech14
#3380stuffed angry cow13
#3006stuffed astral badger15
#3255stuffed baby gravy fairy14
#40stuffed can of asparagus5,000
#3472stuffed cocoabo12
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#3428stuffed flaming gravy fairy13
#3804stuffed frozen gravy fairy11
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2679stuffed hand turkey18
#4029stuffed mind flayer10
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#2128stuffed scary death orb24
#4936stuffed sleazy gravy fairy7
#4146stuffed snowy owl9
#3814stuffed spooky gravy fairy11
#1987stuffed stinky gravy fairy25
#5781stuffed undead elbow macaroni5
#152stuffed yeti1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2643stuffing1
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#861thin black candle58
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#432vanilla-frosted king cake3
#801wolf mask7

Wow, that's 5,990 items total!

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