PinkAssassin

RankItemQuantity
#308Mae West1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#183babycakes1
#125blue velvet cake1
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#109bottle of single-barrel whiskey9
#3540box of sunshine19
#2171brick3
#1224cocoa egg1
#2153fruitcake4
#1158green candy heart1
#5338grue egg1
#25hot pink lipstick52
#306hovering sombrero1
#1228orange candy heart1
#328personalized birthday cake5
#96pink candy heart516
#29pink pony389
#147pink-frosted astral cupcake9
#1168potato sprout1
#5208stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#3750stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech11
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#4262stuffed angry cow9
#3986stuffed astral badger10
#4331stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#5654stuffed cocoabo5
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#4307stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#3804stuffed frozen gravy fairy11
#324stuffed ghuol whelp4
#6331stuffed hand turkey4
#3778stuffed mind flayer11
#3607stuffed scary death orb12
#2454stuffed shoulder parrot6
#3387stuffed sleazy gravy fairy13
#4146stuffed snowy owl9
#4590stuffed spooky gravy fairy8
#247stuffed stab bat1
#3358stuffed stinky gravy fairy13
#4901stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#424stuffed zmobie2
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#511urinal cake2
#1014white candy heart2
#987yellow candy heart5
#227yeti fur1,076

Wow, that's 2,295 items total!

what items are this player missing?