| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #199 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #250 | Swabbie™ swab | 11 |
| #648 | Valentine | 30 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #110 | badge of authority | 2 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #403 | black forest cake | 5 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #880 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1256 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2269 | box of sunshine | 52 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #17 | coffin lid | 139 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #149 | fire of unknown origin | 2 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #10 | glimmering phoenix feather | 17 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #1035 | handful of hand chalk | 5 |
| #781 | handful of sand | 3 |
| #426 | handful of sawdust | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #352 | roll in the hay | 3 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #11 | skeleton bone | 15,837 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #589 | theoretical string | 20 |
| #2135 | toast | 79 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |