| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #198 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #249 | Swabbie™ swab | 11 |
| #648 | Valentine | 30 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #109 | badge of authority | 2 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #402 | black forest cake | 5 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #879 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1255 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2269 | box of sunshine | 52 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #17 | coffin lid | 139 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #145 | fire of unknown origin | 2 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #10 | glimmering phoenix feather | 17 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | handful of hand chalk | 5 |
| #782 | handful of sand | 3 |
| #423 | handful of sawdust | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #351 | roll in the hay | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #11 | skeleton bone | 15,837 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #589 | theoretical string | 20 |
| #2125 | toast | 79 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |