| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #7 | Kashmir sweater | 76 |
| #47 | Salsa de las Epocas | 2 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #15 | bottle of Evermore | 700 |
| #71 | bottle of tequila | 745 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #16 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 516 |
| #11 | custard pie | 300 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #271 | lemon | 200 |
| #685 | paperclip | 30 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #156 | tangerine | 11 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #8 | tea for one | 1,330 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #935 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |