| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #15 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1,000 |
| #149 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | bullet-proof corduroys | 3,921 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #377 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #11 | meat stack | 1,000,000 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |