Bulletproof

RankItemQuantity
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#15Knob Goblin elite shirt1,000
#149Ultracolorβ„’ shirt1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#679anniversary balloon1
πŸ₯ˆanniversary balsa wood socks1
πŸ₯‡anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
πŸ₯ˆanniversary concrete fedora1
πŸ₯ˆanniversary safety glass vest1
πŸ₯ˆanniversary tiny latex mask1
πŸ₯ˆbiomechanical crimborg helmet1
πŸ₯ˆbiomechanical crimborg leg armor1
πŸ₯‡bucket of anniversary lard1
πŸ₯‡bullet-proof corduroys3,921
πŸ₯‰control crystal1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#222extra-see-thru nightie2
#1791fake hand1
#311figurine of a slippery seal5
#377figurine of a stinking seal5
#1679heart of the volcano1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#11meat stack1,000,000
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#594skull-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
πŸ₯‡time sleigh1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#184tuxedo shirt1
#1777vibrating cyborg knife4
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,004,974 items total!

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