| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #92 | brick of sand | 20 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #302 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 41 |
| #281 | guard turtle shell | 5 |
| #1992 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #469 | hellseal claw | 20 |
| #401 | hellseal whisker | 28 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #114 | paranormal ricotta | 5 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #78 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #176 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |