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\nThe symptoms most commonly produced by exposure to the Bulky Buddy Box are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. Uncle Crimbo and Associates Corporation reminds you that the Bulky Buddy Box cannot speak. In the event that the Bulky Buddy Box does speak, the Corporation urges you to disregard its advice.","fam","Bulky Buddy Boxen",{"_16":129,"_18":130,"_20":131},9,733,{"_22":132,"_11":133,"_25":133,"_27":134,"_29":135,"_31":136,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":137,"_50":117,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_55":39,"_56":39},3067,"dollhive",339696597,"This is a lovingly detailed, miniature model of a cyborg collective hive. It has tiny plastic docking stations, implant insertion devices, and even tiny plastic feeding/excretion tubes.\n

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\nOr in regular language, a shiny silver kite with a camera on it.\n",29,{"_16":190,"_18":191,"_20":192},52,886,{"_22":193,"_11":194,"_25":195,"_27":196,"_29":197,"_31":156,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":117,"_50":117,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_55":39,"_56":39},3102,"sawblade fragment","sawbladebit",931098196,"This is a fragment of a razor-sharp sawblade that was made, as it turns out, of an advanced ceramic that is incredibly sharp on the edges when it gets broken. So, yeah. If you thought the outside of the blade was sharp, you'll think again when you see the inside edges of this chunk. Like that guy in the alley, it'll cut you if you just look at it funny.",{"_16":158,"_18":199,"_20":200},757,{"_22":201,"_11":202,"_25":203,"_27":204,"_29":205,"_31":126,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":206,"_50":117,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":207,"_55":39,"_56":39},3080,"teddy borg","teddyborg",447370300,"This adorable plush cyborg bear will always keep you company, even in the cold unfeeling vacuum of space (should you happen to find yourself there).\n

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#688	1-ball	5
#756	2-ball	4
#675	3-ball	5
#889	4-ball	3
#774	5-ball	4
#900	6-ball	3
#718	7-ball	5
#647	8-ball	27
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#733	dollhive	9
#338	filthy lucre	107
#2242	golden ring	27
#969	iGoogly	10
#860	monomolecular yo-yo	37
#433	mylar scout drone	11
#886	sawblade fragment	52
#757	teddy borg	10
#910	unstable laser battery	48
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7