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| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #51 | Gnomish toolbox | 2 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #348 | banana | 14 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #93 | banana spritzer | 4 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1318 | box of sunshine | 148 |
| #510 | bunch of bananas | 6 |
| #107 | bungle in the jungle | 12 |
| #123 | can of spinach | 15 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #696 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #785 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #385 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #953 | dollhive | 5 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #279 | duct tape | 150 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #100 | freezerburned ice cube | 3 |
| #232 | frigid ninja stars | 199 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #599 | jar of swamp gas | 42 |
| #6 | megatofu | 1,625 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #113 | not-a-pipe | 5 |
| #206 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #7 | pirate brochure | 192 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #111 | spooky hockey mask | 12 |
| #2725 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2322 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1440 | stuffed angry cow | 35 |
| #2658 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2500 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4060 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2293 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2678 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #2297 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2128 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2794 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2213 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2095 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1986 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2944 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #177 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |