| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #215 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #51 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 9 |
| #1075 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #182 | Boss Bat bling | 18 |
| #793 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #412 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #1116 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #241 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #325 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #120 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #92 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #932 | badass belt | 58 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #139 | bunch of bananas | 40 |
| #101 | cheap toaster | 17 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #301 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #241 | drywall axe | 58 |
| #360 | easter egg balloon | 58 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #170 | fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #721 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #175 | giant discarded plastic fork | 49 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #738 | giant pinky ring | 19 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #444 | grue egg | 58 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #724 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #82 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #443 | shiny ring | 58 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #529 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |