| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #227 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 26 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #2311 | badass belt | 22 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #129 | begpwnia | 51 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #707 | easter egg balloon | 35 |
| #1082 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #718 | green candy heart | 8 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #1613 | grue egg | 15 |
| #165 | half-orchid | 31 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #385 | lavender candy heart | 50 |
| #183 | lesser grodulated violet | 32 |
| #224 | orange candy heart | 196 |
| #194 | pink candy heart | 195 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #321 | radium-flavored potato chips | 160 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #2005 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2627 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2563 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4953 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2467 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2237 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #175 | tin magnolia | 44 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #171 | upsy daisy | 40 |
| #210 | white candy heart | 175 |
| #274 | yellow candy heart | 167 |